20 Questions

Two Red necks are arguing

One red neck says to the other “if I think of something and write it down on this piece of paper I’ll give you twenty questions to guess what it is”
He accepts this challenge
Redneck 1: writes down “Donkey Dick”
Redneck 2: asks his first questions “Can you eat it”
Redneck 1: “well ahh I reckon you could”
Redneck 2: “……Is it Donkey dick”





One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions.

So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red"
Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato".
"No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher.
So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it"
"Go to the principals office" says the teacher.
"No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"